Well, it's not like any of the plants are as important as my cow plants.
Maybe not to you.
Or anyone.
Oh stop complaining. And why are you always in a swimsuit? We didn’t have a pool at that house.
I may or may not have enjoyed your hot tub every now and again.
Ha-ha you wouldn’t if you knew what happened in there.
I think the hot water kills the germs.
Sure it does.
EWw!
I think that might be why it seemed like there were so many birthdays.
Huh?
Because three kids aged up at exactly the same time.
Four.
Four?
Yes….don’t you remember…oh this is why I talk about the birthdays more than you!
Must be that fairy brain. Always remembers the cake.
Shut it, I am made to have high blood sugar.
Sure.
Anyway, first was Elvira.
I know….
Do you?
Yes..?
I know she was lucky enough to age up in time to have her first transformation.
Yes, so lucky.
The dining table was not so lucky.
Stupid werewolf curse.
Anyway…
We then celebrated Reinhold’s birthday.
What a little nerd!
That’s your son.
Okay….your point?
I..you..Never mind.
Closing the cake door for the day was Kali.
The blonde bombshell?
Sure…
Interesting little girl, that’s for sure.
I still think she turned out pretty well.
I think a lot of your kids did.
Thank you.
You took that as a compliment on you didn’t you.
Wouldn’t dare take it any other way.
Figures.
A day or so later and still 2 cakes in the fridge, it was Timmy’s birthday.
As we sat to eat cake…
Again!
Yes, again, I let Loki in on a little community gossip.
“You know rumor around town is that you and this old houses inhabitant are not so different.” I looked at her sternly. I knew coming back so soon was a mistake.
“Oh? How so?” Loki asked with a smirk.
“Well something about lots of kids, creepy plants, winking at the husbands of your neighbors, and oh yeah how quickly you got this house even though it was never on the market.” I whirled my fork around above my head to point to the house.
“Nothing about the same fairy roommate huh?” She raised an eyebrow.
“Well there was, but I smushed it saying the old inhabitant was letting us barrow the house for a little while since she was my friend that made since.” I smiled at my own cleverness.
“So what now?” Loki knew the answer but she didn’t like it. She loved this house.
“Move.” I shrugged.
“Fine. But we are staying in Moonlight Falls.” And with that she got up to clear her plate. I could hear here in the other room talking to that cat.
“Looks like we are up and moving again.” She cooed.