Having three puppies in the house did not make practicing my new gift of magic easy. Every time I went to try a new spell someone would cry. Almost always leaving me singed.
“Sir Albert, this is a baby. They are horrible little creatures.” I said seriously to Sir Albert as I picked up Reinhold.
“Meeeoww” was all he said in response but I knew he was agreeing with me.
Singed is a good look for you.
Shut it.
Isn’t talking to your cat a sign that your crazy?
Probably, but I knew I was crazy when I agreed to live with you.
Very funny.
Not soon enough it was the triplets birthdays.
Free them from their bondage blankets!
I wish they stayed wrapped up forever, lost a lot of good furniture to them.
But it was soo cute!
Sure.
“Meeeoww” was all he said in response but I knew he was agreeing with me.
Singed is a good look for you.
Shut it.
Isn’t talking to your cat a sign that your crazy?
Probably, but I knew I was crazy when I agreed to live with you.
Very funny.
Not soon enough it was the triplets birthdays.
Free them from their bondage blankets!
I wish they stayed wrapped up forever, lost a lot of good furniture to them.
But it was soo cute!
Sure.
First was Elvira. I think.
You don’t know?
I get the girls confused.
So then next would be Kali.
Great mom.
They look so much alike! At least I remembered her name this time.
And the boy?
Yes the boy….er…..
You still don’t know?
Reinhold!
And his booger.
Gross.
Your telling me.
I soon discovered I was pregnant. I guess Ron Lee was more fertile than I was giving him credit for. Winter came and covered Riverview in a blanket of snow.
You would think that would have stopped the zombies but no, they dug out from the snow.
And ate my hibernating plants.
It was a frozen treat.
It was sad.
While Katty enjoyed a snow day by building Snowmen in our front yard.
And Eve lit the old pile of leaves on fire.
How did you find out that was me by the way?
Sir Albert told me.
“When you’re done burning down the house, I think we should move back to Moonlight Falls.” I smiled when she came inside.
“You have 4 kids and one on the way. Why move now? Back to a town on the, forgive my phrasing, witch hunt for you?” Eve looked at me like I was crazy.
“Relax. I will wait for the baby then get a quick makeover. Mudd is staying here so they will never know its me.” I nodded. It was a perfect plan.
It’s always your plan.
Not always.
99 percent of the time.
If it aint broke, don’t fix it.
“You have 4 kids and one on the way. Why move now? Back to a town on the, forgive my phrasing, witch hunt for you?” Eve looked at me like I was crazy.
“Relax. I will wait for the baby then get a quick makeover. Mudd is staying here so they will never know its me.” I nodded. It was a perfect plan.
It’s always your plan.
Not always.
99 percent of the time.
If it aint broke, don’t fix it.
The house was pure chaos for my last trimester. As I potty trained one, Sir Albert tried to stop the others from destroying my house. He was not overly successful.
Meanwhile Eve was neglecting her Fairy Godmother duties and playing in the snow at the Winter Festival.
Hey, I help a lot!
Keep telling yourself that. Your who got me into this!
No, you did. Remember the wishing well? The villagers?
Stupid Cinderella.
Now, now, you got your revenge.
I guess I did, kind of.
Thank goodness she was your adopted sister.
Yeah, otherwise that would have been gross. But we are sharing too much, that is a story for later.
True.
Hey, I help a lot!
Keep telling yourself that. Your who got me into this!
No, you did. Remember the wishing well? The villagers?
Stupid Cinderella.
Now, now, you got your revenge.
I guess I did, kind of.
Thank goodness she was your adopted sister.
Yeah, otherwise that would have been gross. But we are sharing too much, that is a story for later.
True.
Late one evening while everyone was sleeping except Eve who was out on the town I went into labor.
I rushed home as soon as you called!
Yeah, but I was in pain.
Sorry.
“I think I hear the triplets crying.” I sneered as I walked past Eve on her scooter and loaded into the taxi.
I got to the hospital just in time to give birth to Timmy, son of the late Ron Lee.
Don’t sound so happy about Ron.
Oh shush, you barely knew the man.
Doesn’t mean he life wasn’t worth something.
I never said it wasn’t. It was worth exactly one cup of Cow plant milk. Yum.
Eww, you drank Ron.
No, just his life essence.
Don’t sound so happy about Ron.
Oh shush, you barely knew the man.
Doesn’t mean he life wasn’t worth something.
I never said it wasn’t. It was worth exactly one cup of Cow plant milk. Yum.
Eww, you drank Ron.
No, just his life essence.
Anyway, when I got home Eve insisted on holding little Timmy. I was tired and honestly babies are not that exciting to me so I let her. Little did I know she was tired to and planned to go to her Fairy house soon or I would have put Timmy to bed myself.
He would have been fine, the snow around him would have warmed up.
For someone who loves babies you know nothing about them!
He would have been fine, the snow around him would have warmed up.
For someone who loves babies you know nothing about them!
Thankfully Sir Albert realized the fairy's mistake and came to get me.
That cat just wanted to get me in trouble.
Yep, that’s it. Sir Albert has it in for you.
I came outside and rescued Timmy from his snowy death, thanks to Sir Albert.
And after warming him up I put him to bed and thanked my cat.
“You are the best addition this household has ever had.” I cooed as I scratched his ears.
“Meow.”
Stupid cat.
Oh hush you.
“You are the best addition this household has ever had.” I cooed as I scratched his ears.
“Meow.”
Stupid cat.
Oh hush you.
After the near death of Timmy I decided it was time for that makeover. Which included a healthy tan.
And some hair dye.
“You know you left Timmy in the snow? That’s how babies die.” I said as Eve and I walked to the taxi.
“Oh stop being so dramatic, he was fine.” She rolled her eyes.
And I am the crazy one.
Not soon enough we were back in Moonlight Falls. Home sweet home.
Was it just me or was it strange that it was summer there when it was midwinter in Riverview? They are not that far apart.
Just you.
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