Time fly’s when your researching, raising a baby and a home all at once.
I had spent so much time running around the house I did not notice that my kids were growing up.
Nice raking outfit.
I was on the daddy hunt.
Mudd went first, being impatience to get out of the house. Something about me cutting off his tongue.
That’s because you told him you were going to cut out his tongue if he told the people of Riverview what you do.
Did I?
You don’t remember threatening your son?
I say a lot of mean things, you can’t expect me to remember them all.
I guess.
That’s because you told him you were going to cut out his tongue if he told the people of Riverview what you do.
Did I?
You don’t remember threatening your son?
I say a lot of mean things, you can’t expect me to remember them all.
I guess.
Mudd grabbed a slice of cake and sat to enjoy it alone while we all watched his little sister Katty grow up into a toddler.
Did he even say bye?
I don’t think so.
And how did Katty get your dyed hair color?
Simnetics?
Huh.
Did he even say bye?
I don’t think so.
And how did Katty get your dyed hair color?
Simnetics?
Huh.
But all my ignoring my children was for a good reason. I had made a few changes to myself. Something that truly helped in my mission. I rushed downstairs to show my new trick to Eve who was relaxing on the couch with Katty. A swirl of my shiny wand and poof!
"Ummmm how did you do that?" Eve asked concerned about where the apple had come from.
“Well you know how I have been working with alchemy?” I smiled slyly.
“You didn’t!” She stood slack jawed.
“I may have…” I swayed back and forth.
“You know what this means don’t you?” She eyed me with her big eyes.
“Well yeah, I can do stuff like that?” I pointed at the apple with a shrug.
“And so much more! You have tilted the power shift of your future, I thought I felt something weird.” She said starting to panic.
“Calm down, what’s wrong?” I asked, concern for the situation growing slowly.
“I…I…I have to do some research. I will talk to you later.” She said turning quickly and walking out the door mumbling to herself.
Well you should of asked first! You don’t just go making changes like that, it messes things up.
I would still argue it only made things better.
Of course you would.
The next morning I found the cutest little fur ball.
Aka your familiar. Which just made you more powerful.
Aint nothing wrong with that!
“Well you know how I have been working with alchemy?” I smiled slyly.
“You didn’t!” She stood slack jawed.
“I may have…” I swayed back and forth.
“You know what this means don’t you?” She eyed me with her big eyes.
“Well yeah, I can do stuff like that?” I pointed at the apple with a shrug.
“And so much more! You have tilted the power shift of your future, I thought I felt something weird.” She said starting to panic.
“Calm down, what’s wrong?” I asked, concern for the situation growing slowly.
“I…I…I have to do some research. I will talk to you later.” She said turning quickly and walking out the door mumbling to herself.
Well you should of asked first! You don’t just go making changes like that, it messes things up.
I would still argue it only made things better.
Of course you would.
The next morning I found the cutest little fur ball.
Aka your familiar. Which just made you more powerful.
Aint nothing wrong with that!
I brought him in from the cold and upon seeing his fluffy face name him Sir Albert.
And you thought I gave animals a bad name.
Sir Albert is not a stupid name, Smushy face is.
I miss Smushy face. He was a great dog.
Well would it make you happier if you knew he didn’t really get hit by a car.
Wait he didn’t?
No, I just told you that. I adopted him out to the firefighters in Moonlight Falls.
Why did you let me think he was dead!
Well he could be now…
Stop that!
You seemed so sad, I didn’t want you to go and steal him back. Death was easier to explain.
For you it would be.
And you thought I gave animals a bad name.
Sir Albert is not a stupid name, Smushy face is.
I miss Smushy face. He was a great dog.
Well would it make you happier if you knew he didn’t really get hit by a car.
Wait he didn’t?
No, I just told you that. I adopted him out to the firefighters in Moonlight Falls.
Why did you let me think he was dead!
Well he could be now…
Stop that!
You seemed so sad, I didn’t want you to go and steal him back. Death was easier to explain.
For you it would be.
Back to Sir Albert please. He was a cute little kitten at the time and couldn’t even make it up the stairs, so he spent the early times in his life living on the main floor. One evening he would not stop meowing at something outside the door, he kept sniffing and meowing so I finally went outside to check it out.
“Your alive!” Dwayne growled when he saw me.
“Is that a bad thing? I thought you were house sitting for me.” I was a little ticked at his greeting.
“No its wonderful, I thought you were dead. I felt something shift and ran to you as soon as I could.” He stepped in closer like he didn’t believe it was me.
“And left my home alone?” I was still annoyed.
“No, I would never. My son is an adult now, he is watching it while I am away.”
I smiled at that, he assumed it was that he took care of things but really it was that I had fresh meat waiting for me in Moonlight Falls.
“Why don’t you come inside. Riverview fall nights can be cold.” I smiled.
“Is that a bad thing? I thought you were house sitting for me.” I was a little ticked at his greeting.
“No its wonderful, I thought you were dead. I felt something shift and ran to you as soon as I could.” He stepped in closer like he didn’t believe it was me.
“And left my home alone?” I was still annoyed.
“No, I would never. My son is an adult now, he is watching it while I am away.”
I smiled at that, he assumed it was that he took care of things but really it was that I had fresh meat waiting for me in Moonlight Falls.
“Why don’t you come inside. Riverview fall nights can be cold.” I smiled.
When we got inside he pulled me close.
“I missed you.” He slurred behind his fangs.
“Good” I smirked and kissed him.
It was not long before we were getting reacquainted upstairs.
Always with the bow-chica-wow-wow with you.
How else do you expect this to get done?
Hmmmmm.
You chew on that.
“I missed you.” He slurred behind his fangs.
“Good” I smirked and kissed him.
It was not long before we were getting reacquainted upstairs.
Always with the bow-chica-wow-wow with you.
How else do you expect this to get done?
Hmmmmm.
You chew on that.
I spent a lot of time working with Katty, teaching her all she needed to know. I could not believe that I would be potty training 100 rug-rats in the end.
It was not long after Dwayne’s first visit that I found out I was pregnant. He was very excited, but I did not see him much. Sir Albert grew up into an adult cat, I think he just got more hair.
For Katty’s next birthday we had a costume party. Eve was a firefighter, not the hot kind.
Why do costumes always need to be sexy?
So the hotdog will want to use you as a bun.
Did that even make sense?
If you think about it long enough it will.
Your gross.
I know.
Why do costumes always need to be sexy?
So the hotdog will want to use you as a bun.
Did that even make sense?
If you think about it long enough it will.
Your gross.
I know.
Anyway, Katty grew up into a child and wasn’t overly thrilled about all the costumes.
Until Spooky day came around.
True, she dressed as a cow plant.
How fitting.
I thought it was funny.
You dressed her as the thing that ATE her dad.
She doesn’t know that.
Twisted.
Funny!
Until Spooky day came around.
True, she dressed as a cow plant.
How fitting.
I thought it was funny.
You dressed her as the thing that ATE her dad.
She doesn’t know that.
Twisted.
Funny!
While Eve and Katty went around begging for candy I discovered I needed to go to the hospital.
“Wow!” I exhaled, “Don’t worry I will get you out.” And I called Dwayne for a ride.
I was there for what seemed like forever with him gabbing in my ear, as I pushed out what seemed like a litter of babies. Dwayne sniffed each one as they were handed to me and smiled. All three, two girls and one boy where werewolves.
Your first supernaturals, what a great memory.
Puppies. I had puppies.
A day or so later I invited over Ron Lee.
How did you two meet anyway?
Honestly I don’t know. I got a love letter from him one day, he said I bought ice cream from him at the summer fest and he really liked me.
How sweet.
Yes well he was a gap filler.
How did you two meet anyway?
Honestly I don’t know. I got a love letter from him one day, he said I bought ice cream from him at the summer fest and he really liked me.
How sweet.
Yes well he was a gap filler.
It was not long before I gave Ron exactly what he wanted.
You just had triplets!
You were good with them, and I spent time with them later.
Oh yeah? What were their names?
Well, there was Elvira….
And?
The other girl and the boy.
Really?
Let me think and get back to you.
Terrible.
You just had triplets!
You were good with them, and I spent time with them later.
Oh yeah? What were their names?
Well, there was Elvira….
And?
The other girl and the boy.
Really?
Let me think and get back to you.
Terrible.
After some fun with Ron I asked him to feed my cow plant.
You didn’t even wait to see if you were preggo first?
Eh, my plant was hungry. Vampires don’t go down well.
You didn’t even wait to see if you were preggo first?
Eh, my plant was hungry. Vampires don’t go down well.
Human’s go down smooth though.
What ever happen to Dwayne. I don’t think I ever saw him after the triplets were born.
Well…
What?
He was hit by a car?
No.
Okay, I might have trapped him in a small cell and left him to die.
You what!
Well I was waiting for the cow plant to be hungry again and he died first…why are you so surprised? Its just as bad as having him eaten alive.
Well, I don’t know. It somehow seems worse.
Really?
I guess when you put it that way. But you could have let him live.
Not my style.
What ever happen to Dwayne. I don’t think I ever saw him after the triplets were born.
Well…
What?
He was hit by a car?
No.
Okay, I might have trapped him in a small cell and left him to die.
You what!
Well I was waiting for the cow plant to be hungry again and he died first…why are you so surprised? Its just as bad as having him eaten alive.
Well, I don’t know. It somehow seems worse.
Really?
I guess when you put it that way. But you could have let him live.
Not my style.
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