“Are you pregnant?” Eve bum rushed me by the wishing well.
“Well no. Stupid Genie.” I said tossing my hands in the air. I was starting to worry I wouldn’t finish my new fate.
“Good.” Eve sighed.
“Excuse me? This whole 100 baby thing is your fault and I have barely killed anyone, what do you mean good?” I raised an eyebrow.
“We need to move, fast!” Eve seemed panicked.
“Why?” Eve was rarely this worried.
“Your son, Mudd, told his teacher that you kill people. By law she needed to contact the police, they are going to start an investigation.” She explained as calmly as she could.
“He WHAT!” I was starting to get angry quickly and then Eve kicked on her soothing aura calming me down, “we don’t even have time to sell the house.” I worried.
“I thought about that, we will leave it in the care of Dwayne and come back when things have cooled down. We just need the essentials.” She explained.
“Okay, I will go pack real quick. You call a taxi.” I sighed giving in.
“Already done.” She smiled.
On rare occasions I was happy to have Eve around.
Thank you.
I said it was rare.
I am looking past that.
“Well no. Stupid Genie.” I said tossing my hands in the air. I was starting to worry I wouldn’t finish my new fate.
“Good.” Eve sighed.
“Excuse me? This whole 100 baby thing is your fault and I have barely killed anyone, what do you mean good?” I raised an eyebrow.
“We need to move, fast!” Eve seemed panicked.
“Why?” Eve was rarely this worried.
“Your son, Mudd, told his teacher that you kill people. By law she needed to contact the police, they are going to start an investigation.” She explained as calmly as she could.
“He WHAT!” I was starting to get angry quickly and then Eve kicked on her soothing aura calming me down, “we don’t even have time to sell the house.” I worried.
“I thought about that, we will leave it in the care of Dwayne and come back when things have cooled down. We just need the essentials.” She explained.
“Okay, I will go pack real quick. You call a taxi.” I sighed giving in.
“Already done.” She smiled.
On rare occasions I was happy to have Eve around.
Thank you.
I said it was rare.
I am looking past that.
We needed two taxis because of all our stuff, leaving Eve and Mudd to ride together.
“Is this my fault? Mom said she was going to cut out my tongue in the next town.” Mudd panicked.
“Well, honestly? Yes. But I am sure she will let you keep your tongue. Maybe.” Eve smirked out the window.
Your evil was rubbing off on me.
I know, its wonderful.
“Is this my fault? Mom said she was going to cut out my tongue in the next town.” Mudd panicked.
“Well, honestly? Yes. But I am sure she will let you keep your tongue. Maybe.” Eve smirked out the window.
Your evil was rubbing off on me.
I know, its wonderful.
A cute quiet farm house in Riverview.
I should live in a castle, not any home that can be described as cute or quaint.
You got your throne in the end.
Yes I did.
After I put away all my elixirs and special stones Eve came running in with what she thought was the best idea ever.
It turned out well.
Sure. She dragged me down to the junker she had bought and tossed me the keys.
“Get in.” She smiled.
“So where are we going again?” I asked slightly annoyed and the disruption.
“The summer festival.” She smiled slightly.
“This better be good.” I growled.
And good it ended up being.
You got lucky.
Just as I was prepared to call it a lame day I spotted a vampire hiding by a bush. So I approached him.
“Hungry Sailor?” I smiled at him.
“Hi I am Denon Mace.” He smiled back.
We spent the afternoon talking and when the sun got to be too much for him we went to the movies.
He was a nice guy.
Yeah, which is why it took so long. He didn’t want to take advantage.
So you took advantage of him?
I am not a nice person. Duh. Anyway, I invited him over for Mudd’s birthday.
“Hi I am Denon Mace.” He smiled back.
We spent the afternoon talking and when the sun got to be too much for him we went to the movies.
He was a nice guy.
Yeah, which is why it took so long. He didn’t want to take advantage.
So you took advantage of him?
I am not a nice person. Duh. Anyway, I invited him over for Mudd’s birthday.
Cute little boy….
Becomes a cute teen.
Nerdy but cute.
After cake, Denon and I had desert.
Dirty.
He-he.
The next morning Eve and I started to work in the garden. We did live on a farmland after all and while harvesting apples I started to feel sick. So I called it a day and went back to bed.
I woke up early in the morning to discover that Denon had planted his seed.
You set that up just so you could say that.
No.
Yes.
Maybe.
Dirty.
Only a little.
You set that up just so you could say that.
No.
Yes.
Maybe.
Dirty.
Only a little.
I limited my contact with Denon to only phone calls for a while, but he wanted to meet up so we met at the cannery and I told him the news.
“I am pregnant.” I smirked.
“I am going to be a dad?” He asked excited.
“Yeppers.” I rolled my eyes.
“This is great news! I want to be a part of his or her life. I want us to be a family….” He started on and I started to ignore him.
“Yes, that’s great, okay, I agree.” I murmured until he stopped gushing.
We grabbed dinner and then went back to my house for some fun.
Interesting since you didn’t seem to like him that much.
Hey preggo or not a girls got to get her kicks.
“I am pregnant.” I smirked.
“I am going to be a dad?” He asked excited.
“Yeppers.” I rolled my eyes.
“This is great news! I want to be a part of his or her life. I want us to be a family….” He started on and I started to ignore him.
“Yes, that’s great, okay, I agree.” I murmured until he stopped gushing.
We grabbed dinner and then went back to my house for some fun.
Interesting since you didn’t seem to like him that much.
Hey preggo or not a girls got to get her kicks.
As luck would have it, that night I went into labor.
And Denon drove me to the hospital.
Such a nice guy.
There were a lot of nice guys.
Meet Katty, our HUMAN daughter.
Don’t get grumpy.
She would have made a great vampire.
Instead she made a great human.
I guess.
Denon insisted on staying the next night to help with Katty.
“Hey Hun I am really tired would you mind doing me a favor?” I whined.
“She babe, anything.” She smiled grabbing my hands.
“I have a carnivorous plant living in the top of the barn. Could you go make sure he his warm enough?” I smiled sweetly.
“Ummm,” concern crossed his brow, “it is summer shouldn’t it be warm enough?”
“It’s very tropical.” I said getting a little cross. “Besides you’re a big bad vampire what do have to fear of a little plant?”
“True.” He said puffing out his chest, “I will be back soon.” Denon kissed me on the forehead and walked out of the room.
“I highly doubt that.” I laughed as I heard him walk down the steps.
“Hey Hun I am really tired would you mind doing me a favor?” I whined.
“She babe, anything.” She smiled grabbing my hands.
“I have a carnivorous plant living in the top of the barn. Could you go make sure he his warm enough?” I smiled sweetly.
“Ummm,” concern crossed his brow, “it is summer shouldn’t it be warm enough?”
“It’s very tropical.” I said getting a little cross. “Besides you’re a big bad vampire what do have to fear of a little plant?”
“True.” He said puffing out his chest, “I will be back soon.” Denon kissed me on the forehead and walked out of the room.
“I highly doubt that.” I laughed as I heard him walk down the steps.
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