The VanGould's

10/4/2012

We were starting to think that Moonlight Falls was perfect. Tons of guys and well, no zombies. That is until one morning where I woke to see a fairy zombie munching on my apple tree in broad daylight! I could only hope that Loki did not see it as she rode her bike off to meet up with Tristan.

Yes, I know a pregnant Loki on a bike is not the prettiest sight.

I was getting fat!

You were pregnant.

I am always pregnant, I want to look good doing it.

Whatever, so Loki huffed and puffed her way to the diner for her date with Tristan while I dealt with her kids.

“Cake for breakfast!” I yelled through the house as I grabbed my shovel.
“Yay!” Tennessee ran in to grab a slice but Brooke was faster.
“Not so fast squirt.” She laughed as she grabbed the biggest slice and pushed Tennessee aside.
“Aunt Eve, the TV is so annoying!” Tennessee squealed as she waited for her cake.
“I will get to it after the zombie.” I sighed.
“Zombie?” Concern paused Brooke in her spot.
“Don’t worry, just eat. The bus will be here soon.” And with that I walked outside.

Meanwhile at the diner…
“Hey baby, your glowing. Is that a new top?” Tristan asked Loki trying to not point out her weight gain.
“Tristan I am pregnant with your child.” Loki stated flatly.
“Wait what?” Tristan asked a bit confused.
“Remember? The girls birthday, we had fun? Well result.” Loki pointed to her stomach.
“Well that’s better than you getting fat.” Tristan joked, Loki just rolled her eyes. “Are we sure it’s mine?” He asked a bit more seriously.
“Yep.” Loki smirked.
“I…I…got to go. I will call you promise!” Then Tristan ran away faster than Loki could see.

That was annoying.

Understandable.

Loki then called me to tell me everything that had just happened, worried her plan was falling to crumbs. As she hung up a zombie spawned right in front of her.
“Stupid zombie!” She yelled before kicking it in the gut and riding her bike home.

By the time she got home the girls had gone to school; I had scared the zombie away and decided to go for a jog. Tristan was waiting for her on our porch with a pout on his face. She reluctantly let him in, or so he thought.

Back on plan.

“Babe, my little blood worm, I am sorry.” Tristan grabbed her hands and held them.
“I want to keep our baby.” Loki pouted.
“I do too. I want us to be a family.” Tristan pulled Loki in close and kissed her forehead.

“Really?” Loki asked looking up into his eyes.
“Really. Will you marry me Loki Mantis?” Tristan finally asked.
“Of course.” Loki smiled and kissed him, “but we will need your big family house for our growing family…” Loki started, Tristan just nodded wanting only to make his baby momma happy.

Not wanting to wait Loki and Tristan married the next afternoon in the park. I officiated.

It was a beautiful sham wedding.

It wasn’t a sham, I don’t do sham weddings.

You were in your jogging gear.

I had afternoon running plans.

You ran a lot back then.

It helped me get over Pip.

Sap.

Anyway, after the ceremony when everything was official Loki explained a few things to Tristan.
“Tristan, Eve lives with me which means she will be living with us. She is my fairy.” Loki used a tone that told Tristan not to question her. I pretended not to be insulted by her acting like I was property.

It was easier to explain that way.

I know, but it still hurt.

Sorry?

Accepted.

I left the lovebirds to enjoy the park and went for a jog but their afternoon did not last long since the sun was still up. Tristan almost died then and there in the park. Loki could not help but giggle at his weakness and just yelled in his face until he woke up.

I needed him to be eaten! Not die from the sun.

What a wonderful wife you make.

When I arrived at the VanGould house Loki and her girls were already moved in.
“So did everything go smoothly?” I asked catching her on the way in from talking to her cowplants.
“Yep everyone is settled in nicely.” Loki smiled.
“What about the rest of Tristan’s family?” I asked growing concerned as Loki’s smiled morphed into an evil smirk.
“You didn’t?” I stammered stepping to go to the cow plants to test their hunger level.
“No, no.” Loki laughed, “I told them we were trading homes. The Wolff boy understood.”
“You and those Wolffs.” I laughed relaxing a little.
“It’s not a bad gene pool.” Loki laughed with me.

Oh, what the future holds.

Yep.

I gave myself a tour of our new home. It was a little dark for my taste but I knew I would not be living there long, it was not of Loki’s taste either. She was more cottage/castle than gothic mansion.
To say the first night in the house was uneventful would be a lie. If this was going to be a long term thing I might have been worried.

Brooke quickly realized the best place to hide from her sister and new dad was in the bathtub. A luxury she had never had before. However, she had to come out for food sometime and she was dreading it.

Tennessee was also hungry and decided to use it to test Tristan.
“I want ice cream for dinner!” She yelled stomping her foot.
“I don’t think your mom would be happy about that.” Tristan said calmly walking into the kitchen.
“My real daddy is a werewolf! I will call him and he will attack you vampire! Unless you give me ice cream!” She continued to scream.
“I don’t remember signing up for this.” Tristan grumbled under his breath as he walked away.