While Eve was sulking and pretending that she was not depressed that Pip ran out on her, I was working.
Really? Your calling it work now?
Well, honestly it is not easy to have 100 kids by different dads!
Hmm, I still think it makes is sound harsh.
What would you call it?
I will have to get back to you on that.
Right. So I figured out a way to use a family feud to my benefit. Tennessee and I decided to visit the VanGould’s home.
Really? Your calling it work now?
Well, honestly it is not easy to have 100 kids by different dads!
Hmm, I still think it makes is sound harsh.
What would you call it?
I will have to get back to you on that.
Right. So I figured out a way to use a family feud to my benefit. Tennessee and I decided to visit the VanGould’s home.
When I noticed through the window that Tristan was home I decided to hide Tennessee in the bushes.
Great mothering.
She was fine, she had that ugly little doll to play with. Besides even though she is
human and not a werewolf I think she likes to sniff around. Too much time with Brandon.
Please stop bringing up Brandon that was so sad!
And thankfully your over it.
Yeah…sure.
Great mothering.
She was fine, she had that ugly little doll to play with. Besides even though she is
human and not a werewolf I think she likes to sniff around. Too much time with Brandon.
Please stop bringing up Brandon that was so sad!
And thankfully your over it.
Yeah…sure.
So fast forwarding ahead, Tristan was a very welcoming host. While he was willing and
ready the first time we met, I had much bigger plans for him than just a DNA donator.
So you invited him to a family party.
Well duh, he was going to become a family member.
Not for long.
Stop giving away the story!
ready the first time we met, I had much bigger plans for him than just a DNA donator.
So you invited him to a family party.
Well duh, he was going to become a family member.
Not for long.
Stop giving away the story!
ittle did I know that while I was being welcomed into the home of the VanGould’s with open arms Brook was becoming buddy buddy with the Wolffs.
Which you later used to your advantage.
Brook understands mommy’s mission so it’s okay. She will always be number one.
You should put that on a plaque.
Ignoring you now.
Which you later used to your advantage.
Brook understands mommy’s mission so it’s okay. She will always be number one.
You should put that on a plaque.
Ignoring you now.
A few days past and I played hard to get with
Tristan. He even started to come
over and make me dinner.
Because he wanted you to be his dinner.
Strangely in our short yet passionate love affair he never bit me.
First, gross. Short yet passionate love affair really?
Haha, I thought you might like that.
Second, I am glad because you with fangs would be terrible.
Remember that kid?
Yeah.
Well, if you stop interrupting me they might know what I am talking about.
Sorry.
Tristan. He even started to come
over and make me dinner.
Because he wanted you to be his dinner.
Strangely in our short yet passionate love affair he never bit me.
First, gross. Short yet passionate love affair really?
Haha, I thought you might like that.
Second, I am glad because you with fangs would be terrible.
Remember that kid?
Yeah.
Well, if you stop interrupting me they might know what I am talking about.
Sorry.
Tristan even was willing to come to the girls birthday party and cheer with all of us.
Yeah, because that wasn’t weird.
Well it wouldn’t have been if it wasn’t for Param.
Param found it was appropriate to give me flowers while Brook was aging up into a teen and then continue to flirt with me while other got cake.
I am telling you….
Shush. This triggered Tristan the apparently very jealous vampire to later declare his affections and make me his girlfriend.
All according to plan.
You know it.
I am telling you….
Shush. This triggered Tristan the apparently very jealous vampire to later declare his affections and make me his girlfriend.
All according to plan.
You know it.
So after the men in my life showed me their affections, we celebrated Tennessee’s birthday.
Ya know Param took you having a boyfriend well.
I think it’s because I let him live.
I am glad you did.
I am still unsure about it.
Ya know Param took you having a boyfriend well.
I think it’s because I let him live.
I am glad you did.
I am still unsure about it.
Tennessee aged up into a child, and finally she has hair.
Yep, yours. Just like her sister.
Well ya know. She should be happy about that.
That and the fact that neither of them got your
personality.
True, what was up with that? Brook was neurotic, good, and artistic.
Yeah and don’t forget ambitious.
Hey, I was pretty ambitious with the 100 baby thing.
Only because you had to be. Tennessee was already showing signs of being eccentric.
And she was such a heavy sleeper, it was near impossible to wake her up.
True.
Yep, yours. Just like her sister.
Well ya know. She should be happy about that.
That and the fact that neither of them got your
personality.
True, what was up with that? Brook was neurotic, good, and artistic.
Yeah and don’t forget ambitious.
Hey, I was pretty ambitious with the 100 baby thing.
Only because you had to be. Tennessee was already showing signs of being eccentric.
And she was such a heavy sleeper, it was near impossible to wake her up.
True.
Back to the story. Tristan and I found a little alone time while everyone was eating cake. No one seemed to notice except Eve.
She caught me sneaking through the girls room so that Tristan and I came out from different doors.
“So what’s the plan?” Eve stopped me.
“Well, once I am pregnant I will tell him.” I
shrugged.
“Okay…” Eve nudged.
“Then being the old fashion guy he is he will ask me to marry him.”
“Oh and then when you marry we will all move into their house? Because this one is getting a little small.” Eve tossed her hands out.
“Of course. Then….” I told her my plan.
However I am not going to tell you that just yet since that would take the fun out of showing you later.
You tease.
Well ya know.
She caught me sneaking through the girls room so that Tristan and I came out from different doors.
“So what’s the plan?” Eve stopped me.
“Well, once I am pregnant I will tell him.” I
shrugged.
“Okay…” Eve nudged.
“Then being the old fashion guy he is he will ask me to marry him.”
“Oh and then when you marry we will all move into their house? Because this one is getting a little small.” Eve tossed her hands out.
“Of course. Then….” I told her my plan.
However I am not going to tell you that just yet since that would take the fun out of showing you later.
You tease.
Well ya know.
After everyone went home I laid down the rules of being a teen in my house.
“You are going to clean the house; there is no getting out of chores.” I looked at her seriously.
“Fine but I don’t do sinks.” Brook sassed back and rolled her eyes.
Ahh the mistakes of a new mother.
I got better as the number got higher.
Ya, sure you raised 99 very well and should of gotten an award for 100.
You should work on that.
“You are going to clean the house; there is no getting out of chores.” I looked at her seriously.
“Fine but I don’t do sinks.” Brook sassed back and rolled her eyes.
Ahh the mistakes of a new mother.
I got better as the number got higher.
Ya, sure you raised 99 very well and should of gotten an award for 100.
You should work on that.
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